Pretty much everybody wishes that they made toys for a living, so getting paid to come up with as many Star Wars products as possible is unquantifiably cool. It happened to this guy, though, and I have no idea what stuff they ultimately made, but the rejected products are pretty awesome: I loved the Spaceballs-reminicent headphones, and the Jabba the Hut stress squishie.
Reminiscing about Star Wars parodies reminded me of my favorite, Hardware Wars. Starring Cookie Monster’s Wookie colored brother, I saw it as a short before a John Waters film in high school and loved it. It’s the best kind of silliness- check part 1 and 2 on YouTube.
How on earth were some of these products rejected? They are great! If the Death Star Dart board and bbq were still available I would presently be superlasering pork ribs while launching dart missiles straight into the hypermatter reactor.
yes, but does it have a dork side… er, i mean dark side?
tell me more about the dark side.